I believe this is taking place to me again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are starting over. It's like a broken record. To be honest, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- I really need to change my routine
- This can't be real
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was flying in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and out of nowhere a group of geese came out under a building. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were screaming. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utteramazement.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be true, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
Folks won't believe that just occurred. Oh my goodness, I know I'm going to lose consciousness! All of it was just so wild.
- It's unreal
- Like, for real
- I need to document this
Well, I'm off! You won't believethe rest of the story!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, the concept is just making no sense. I keep trying to understanding it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this website the right way.
- Perhaps re-read what I've been told?